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Attention Women recently released from Federal prison.
The
author is currently looking to collaborate on a work written
especially for women
who are facing time in Federal
prison. If you are interested, please contact me.
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I am a former Federal prison inmate. If you are headed to Federal prison, I will
help you to prepare and survive. If you have a loved one or client who expects
to be sentenced to Federal prison, I will help you to understand exactly what
they are facing. The information offered is relevant to both men's Federal
Prisons and women's Federal prisons.
For the Federal prison inmate to be, this 180 page
comprehensive guide will help to put your mind at ease, answer your questions,
show you exactly what to expect and tell you what you must do now to properly
prepare for Federal prison or Federal Prison Camp (Minimum Security Federal
Prison) and ultimately survive your time as a Federal prison inmate. To learn
about prison life, this is the one and only prison book that you need. All
orders now include the option for both the #1 best selling eBook with instant
online access AND a traditional paperback edition.

Why I wrote a book about Federal Prison and who should read it.
In late 2006, after a year of constant stress and dread, I left Federal sentencing court with what had to
be considered a very good result under the circumstances; six months in Federal
prison for submitting fraudulent Federal loan applications to help pay for
school and start a business. As my lawyer accompanied me to the courthouse exit,
she turned and said, "Its' been a pleasure representing you. Please do keep in
touch." And with that, she walked away.
I stood there on the steps of the courthouse and I realized that while with the
help of my lawyer I had survived the legal proceedings phase of my case, I was
now utterly alone and completely unprepared for the penalty phase. I had no
idea what to expect or how to prepare for my impending stay in Federal prison.
My mind was flooded with countless questions about Federal prison rules and
Federal prisons in general.
- What will the other inmates think of me?
- Will I be assaulted
- Will I be extorted?
- Will I be strip searched?
- Will I be given a body cavity search?
- What will a normal day be like?
- How will I pass the time?
- Can I exercise?
- What will I eat?
- Will I be locked in a cell?
- What will the sleeping arrangements be like?
- Will I have to shower in front of other men?
- Will I have to go to the bathroom in front of other men?
- Can I bring anything with me?
- Which one of the hundreds of Federal prisons out there will I be sent to?
- What about my medications?
- Will I be locked up with murderers and rapists?
- What if I get sick?
- Will everyone know the details of my crime?
- What will happen to my business?
- How soon and how often can I have visitors?
- What will the prison look like?
- Who will I eat with in the chow hall?
- What about gangs in Federal prisons?
- Will I need money in prison? How much?
- Will I be forced to work? What kind of job will I get?
- Can I use the bathroom at any time day or night?
I immediately turned to the Internet and came across a
number of websites offering Federal prison survival guides. I purchased
publications with titles like "Survive Jail!", "Federal Prisons - Survive!", and
"Down Time". I read all of these Federal prison books front to back. After
a few months in Federal prison, I came to realize that all of these Federal
prison books, while certainly offering some good information about Federal
prisons, had been severely flawed.
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I too am being convicted
of a white collar crime and this has been the scariest
process of my life. Finding information on sentencing,
prison life ect ect has been tough to do in language that
people who have never been involved with the criminal
system before understand. Thank you for writing this book.
T.L. in Florida
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The one glaring flaw in all the prison books and guides that I read.
There was one glaring flaw in all the Federal prison survival books that I read.
They attempted to cater to everyone. The fact is that the different security level Federal prisons are
vastly different on all levels; inmate and staff attitudes, rules--spoken and
unspoken, sleeping and living arrangements, level of bureaucracy and much, much
more.
Any general guide then that attempts
to address inmate concerns at all Federal prisons is bound to omit important
specifics and provide erroneous information that is simply irrelevant at best
and dangerous at worst.
For someone who has been through the
Federal prison system, it will be no secret that the information that an inmate
at a minimum security Federal Prison Camp for example (where there is not even a
fence to prevent escape) will find useful and relevant will not be of much help
to an inmate at a high or maximum security facility.
However, in the interest of profits, it
seems that many authors have turned a blind eye to this fact. While certainly
helping to boost sales, implying that a single book will be found useful by all
security level Federal inmates is in my mind grossly irresponsible and
borderline negligent.
What makes this guide different
and what this means for you.
I did my time in a Federal Medical Center (FMC), which is
government public relations talk for one prison housing inmates of ALL security
levels adjoined by a small clinic, staffed by a few doctors and nurses. A FMC is
officially referred to as an Administrative facility by the Federal Bureau of
Prisons (BOP).
With triple razor wire fences, controlled moves and many
inmates doing decades and even life, the security level at a FMC is similar to
that of a low security Federal Correctional Facility (FCI). At the same time,
daily life, inmate attitudes, prevalence of violence, spoken and unspoken rules
and the general culture of the prison is comparable to that of a Federal Prison
Camp (FPC).
For that reason I can state unequivocally that this 180
page guide will be of enormous assistance to the individual who has been or
expects to be sentenced to serve time in one of three different types of Federal
prisons:
- Federal Prison Camp (FPC)
Typically non violent offenders sentenced to under 120 months (referred to as
minimum security federal prisons).
- Federal Medical Center (FMC)
Offenders of all security levels who have a documented physical or mental
medical condition. Also, child sex offenders.
- Low Security Federal Correctional Institute (FCI)
Typically violent offenders or those sentenced to over 120 months.
These three different security level Federal prisons
currently house approximately 70% of all Federal prison inmates.
It will also be helpful to anyone who will be spending time
at a Federal Detention Center (FDC), a Federal Correctional Complex (FCC), a
Federal Transfer Center (FTC), a Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC) or a
Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC).
If you are headed to a medium, high or maximum security
Federal prison or if you expect to serve your sentence in a county jail or state
prison, while this guide will have some relevant information, it has not been
written for you and it would be irresponsible for me to claim otherwise.
This 180 page guide will help you by:
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Reducing the stress that you are currently experiencing by
revealing many of the unknowns that are worrying you. The guide paints a vivid
picture of what to expect on the inside of a Federal prison.
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Keeping you relaxed and calm during the first few days and
weeks of your sentence when you are exposed to new and difficult challenges. You
will know what to expect and how best to react.
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Ensuring you are as comfortable as possible during the
initial stages of your time in general population by showing you exactly how to
prepare and providing vital details on commissary, phone, visitation and mail.
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Showing you how to keep your sanity during the many days or
even weeks that you may spend in the hole upon your arrival (even if you have
been designated to a Federal Prison Camp).
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Maximizing your personal safety by clearly explaining how to
avoid becoming the target of another inmate (or CO).
You will learn vital strategies for prison survival including:
- The Twelve Golden Rules of Inmate Etiquette
- How to make your time in the hole as comfortable as possible
- The 5 things to do immediately upon arrival
- How to avoid a physical assault
- How to avoid a sexual assault
- How to create the right impression and fly under the radar of the COs
- How to navigate the black market
- What to do when offered a "gift" by another inmate
- How to watch TV as a new inmate without triggering a confrontation
- The way to save big on prison phone calls
- And much, much more
Limited time bonus offer!
For a limited time, with each order of Federal Prison- A
Comprehensive Survival Guide I am including two invaluable bonus documents.
BONUS #1
The first is the original Admissions and Orientation (A&O) Handbook given to all
new inmates. This 40 page document will give you a very clear view of the
official rules and what is expected of you as an inmate.

Topics include:
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- Unit Management
- Unit Living
- Inmate Dining
- Health Care Services
- Employment
- Safety Rules and Regulations
- Maintaining Outside Contact
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- Inmate Telephone System
- Visiting
- Money and Commissary
- Institution Programs
- Release
- Rights and Responsibilities
- Prohibited Acts and Disciplinary Scale
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BONUS #2
The second is the 3 page Special Housing Unit (SHU) Bulletin for Inmates.
This guide is given to all new residents and will show you exactly what is
expected of inmates doing time in the hole.

Topics include:
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- Commissary
- Counts
- Clothing & Linen Issue
- Duress Alarm Button
- Feeding
- Hygiene
- Law Library
- Orderlies
- Personal Property
- Reading Material
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- Recreation
- Searches
- Telephone Calls
- Visitation
- Inmate Bedding
- Inmate Clothing Attires
- Cell Lights
- Cell Appearance
- Movement Within Unit
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I just came home from a six month
sentence at a Fed Sat Low facility. Found your website - You have
done an excellent job. I wish your product had been available before
I went in - your descriptions are EXACTLY what I observed. Well
done.
J.M- Virginia
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One Year 100% Money Back Guarantee
You risk nothing when ordering Federal Prison- A
Comprehensive Survival Guide because the book is guaranteed for one full year. I
know what you are thinking. Great, a one year money back guarantee is going to
do me a lot of good in prison. But before you declare this just another
disingenuous marketing ploy, let me explain. Before you go to prison, leave your
order number and my email address with a friend or relative. Once you have
adjusted to life on the inside, if at any time within one year, you don't agree
that the advice and information revealed here genuinely and sufficiently helped
you in your transition to life in prison, ask that person to send me an email
and I will issue a complete refund directly to them. It's that simple. You risk
absolutely nothing.
How to Order
When you purchase Federal Prison- A Comprehensive Survival
Guide you receive both an eBook* with instant online access and a traditional
paperback edition. (*Mac users see note below)
But let's be honest. This is about more than just a book.
This is about your peace of mind. This is about your physical safety and mental
wellbeing. This is about preparing for what will likely be the biggest challenge
that you have ever faced.
By studying this guide and following the advice given, your
life as a Federal prison inmate will be made far more comfortable. You will
enter prison prepared and confident. You will avoid the mistakes and pitfalls
that can cause undue hardships throughout your entire sentence. How much is your
peace of mind, physical safety and mental wellbeing worth?
Right now the eBook and paperback package is available for
just $97â€â€Âabout half of what you would pay for an hour long consultation with a
professional prison consultant.
Before you start
thinking that this is too much to spend, carefully consider the far greater cost
of walking into Federal prison unprepared and unequipped to deal with the
challenges that will confront you from day one.
Your life now--before your sentence or surrender, and
your life as a Federal prison inmate can be made far more comfortable if you so
choose. As I stated earlier, unless your lawyer was previously incarcerated,
he or she is not qualified to give you more than the most trivial advice on your
impending stay in prison. I have stood in your shoes. The information I have
compiled over the past two years will be of enormous assistance to you.
If you are happy to wing it or rely on the advice of
internet forums and outdated "unauthorized" manuals and such, that is of course
your prerogative and in all sincerity I wish you the best of luck. However, if
you wish to completely prepare yourself, then this guide will show you
everything you need to know.




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Thank you Jonathan. Good luck to you.
Your book is a real blessing to clients and will be helpful to me in
ensuring that they understand what is facing them.
Shaun G. Clarke
Gerger & Clarke
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Let's face it; going to Federal prison (even minimum
security federal prisons) is not easy. You are losing control over your life.
There are a million unknowns and a million things to worry about. But with the
right information, your current stress and anxiety will be greatly reduced and
the transition to your new life in Federal prison will be made as comfortable as
is possible.
I know how difficult this time is. For what little comfort
it may offer, I can tell you that the stress surrounding your impending
incarceration and indeed your time in Federal prison will pass. I wish you the
very best.
Warm Regards,

Jonathan Richards
*Special note to Mac users- Unfortunately the eBook file
type can only be viewed on a PC. Once you have made a purchase, please forward
your order details. Your email will be checked to confirm that it was sent from
a Mac and you will be refunded $24.99 within 48 hours. Expect delivery of the
paperback within 5 business days.
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